1. After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year,
   Ontario scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years
   and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a
   telephone network more than 100 years ago.

2. Not to be outdone by Ontario, in the weeks that followed, Québec
   scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in
   the Quebec newspapers read: "Québec archaeologists have found traces
   of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors
   already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred
   years earlier than Ontario."

3. One week later, "The Telegram" a St. John's, Newfoundland newspaper,
   reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 meters in tatey
   fields near Krinkle Kove, Jarge Krump, a self-taught archaeologist,
   reported that he found absolutely nothing.

   Jarge has therefore concluded that 300 years ago Newfoundlanders were
   already using wireless."