An Australian Love Poem ...

Of course I love ya darling
you're a bloody top notch bird
and when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
it means that when I'm ready
there's somethin' there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
so long as when I cuddle ya
I can get me arms round there

No sheila who is your age
has nice round perky breasts
They just gave into gravity
but I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
that you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me Nanna's grave now
the moment that we met
I thought u was as good as I
was ever gonna get

no matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
now shut up while the footy's on
and get me another bloody beer!

Anon.