Bumper Snickers

The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette.
I don't suffer from insanity, I revel in it.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?