Situational Awareness Test

Situational Scenario


You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your right side, the 
shoulder suddenly drops away and on your left side is a fire engine 
travelling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig 
which is the same size as your car and try as you might, you can't overtake 
it. Behind you is a helicopter flying only a foot off the ground. Both the 
giant pig and the helicopter are travelling at the same speed as you are.

What do you do to get out of this dangerous situation, safely?

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Answer:

Get off the children's merry-go-round. You're drunk.