"Daddy, how was I born?"

A Little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well, Son, I guess one day you will find out
the truth anyway, so here goes!"

"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on the internet."

"Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom, and we met at a cyber
caf."

"We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a
download from my hard drive."

"As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one
of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
"You've got male!"