Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a New
Zealand guy, an Australian guy, a young blonde lady and a little old lady.

The train goes into a tunnel & a few seconds later there's the sound of a
loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the New Zealand guy has a
big red hand print on his cheek.

 No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: That New Zealander must have groped the blonde in the
dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde thinks: That New Zealander must have tried to grope me in the
dark, but missed and fondled the old lady. She slapped his cheek.

The New Zealander thinks: That Australian must have groped the blonde in the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that
Kiwi again.