More Sayings.....

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned
that most people die of natural causes.
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Gardening Rule:
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are
removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull  on it. 
If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable  plant.
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The easiest way to find something lost around the
house is to buy a replacement.
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Never take life seriously.   Nobody gets out alive  anyway.
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There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and  the dead.
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Life is sexually transmitted.
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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is
the fool. who said, "Quit while you're ahead?"
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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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Always get the last word in: Apologize.
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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
teach that person to use the Internet and they won't
bother you for weeks.
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Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good
for  anything, but you still can't help but smile when
you see one tumble down the stairs.
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying
in hospitals dying of nothing.
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Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these
days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to?
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Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
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All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
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Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
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In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession.
I have come to realize that it bears a very close  resemblance to the
first.
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it
takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
You read about all these terrorists --- most of them came here legally,
but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10 -15
years.
Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and
those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of
immigration.