From mwman@earthlink.net Sun Apr 8 11:06:14 2007 Date: Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:26:46 -0700 From: Michael Mandeville Reply-To: earthchange-bulletins-owner@yahoogroups.com To: earthchange-bulletins@yahoogroups.com Subject: [earthchange-bulletins] One Liners For Quick Smilers _____________________________________________________________________ PHOENIX FIVE EARTH CHANGES BULLETIN April 5, 2007 by MW Mandeville (Black Canyon City, Arizona) Advertising above is not connected to the Bulletins. To access the Yahoo Archive and Membership Control Site, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/earthchange-bulletins To subscribe to the Earth Change Bulletins: mailto:earthchange-bulletins-subscribe@yahoogroups.com unsubscribe by clicking on: mailto:earthchange-bulletins-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Watch the possible wrap of URLs onto a second line - any segment which dangles on a second line must be copied manually into the browser after clicking on the first line. ACCESS TO PREVIOUS BULLETINS: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/earthchange-bulletins/messages ACCESS TO WEEKLY UPDATES: http://www.michaelmandeville.com/ecbulletin Impeach The Gangsters Who Fabricated 9/11 & The Bogus War On Terror Download WHY from: http://www.home.earthlink.net/~911hoax/ BULLETIN ITEM: One Liners For Quick Smilers A subscriber sent us these: At 12:35 AM 4/6/2007 -0400, you wrote: >Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm > >Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding > >Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines > >Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese > >I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week > >I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met > >I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol > >I intend to live forever - so far, so good > >I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy > >If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? > >If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough! > >Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb! > >Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States > >Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. > >Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. > >Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion. > >The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. > >When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. > >Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. > >Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. > >If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they. > >Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... > >24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence? > >If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. > >Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. > >Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. > >When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. > >Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. > >Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! > >If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? > >Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? > >What happens if you get scared half to death twice? > >Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. > >I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. > >I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. > >I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. > >Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. > >How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? > >Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. > >Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. > >Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? > >Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! > >For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. > >OK, so what's the speed of dark? > >Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! > >Black holes are where God divided by zero. > >All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. > >Excuses are like asses everyone's got em and they all stink. > >I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. > >An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance. > >I really think the Mars Rover is scouting for the next Wal-Mart Superstore site. > >Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. > >What we could really use is the separation of Bush and state. > >Never play strip poker with a nudist, they have nothing to lose. > >If you can't read this, you're illiterate. > >It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. > >He who hesitates is boss. > >As they say at the Planned Parenthood Clinic, better late than never ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The Earth Changes Bulletin Updates are usually published in a brief form and distributed free on a weekly basis. 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